How are you?
Gym is not for everyone and I fall into that category. It is not my cup of tea, coffee or hot chocolate. However for many people it is and I ain’t mad at ya, get dem gains boo boo.
However these are some of the reasons why I don’t go gym. Just for the record, I had a few day passes and had a little membership where I went and was breathing so hard in the first 10 mins.
Firstly, I cannot come and kill myself in the name of running on the treadmill.
Secondly, I am not about this healthy eating, macros, 25kg’s of protein. I have the Deliveroo app on all my technology devices and the staff know me at McDonald’s on a first name basis.
Trends and Excuses….
I can put on weight or lose it at from home for free, I don’t need a gym membership for that lol.
Also, when everyone and their dad is going gym, you feel the need to jump on the wave, but this is not Instagram, I don’t need to follow trends.
My egdes cannot be under duress just because I am on the bike working out.
And it is not everyday, are you trying to lose weight or put it on as you are so slim remarks, maybe I just want to run for the bus.
Even though my body will thank me in the long run, in the short term my body will thank me having a cheeky Nando’s instead of going to the gym.
My life is not like GCSE’s where I get the results after 2 years, I need my body to look snatched tomorrow.
Spending time with random people is not my favourite past time.
Getting motivation is a myth. If I can barely motivate myself to wake up and go to work, what makes you think I can motivate myself to go gym AFTER work? #Banter
Gym leggings are WARM I can’t lie but apart from that there is no real use for them.
Also, I need to save money. Gym can be affordable but I need to afford other things.
If I go gym and I don’t see progress, I am going to be lowkey vex and wondering why by following the instructions, I am not getting snatched.
I don’t fancy touching someone’s wet towel or sweaty mark after they finish using the equipment, body fluids are BEYOND ME am I employed by the gym to clean? No thanks.
I do not want to see that guy that ghosted me on Tinder in the gym lifting 10kg dumbbells whilst I look like a 14-year-old with no home training. #criesintosleeve
Still not interested…..
Gym at the moment is not something I am interested in, it doesn’t appeal to me – I sweat like an uncle trying to chase his future young babes in everyday life, so I don’t want to double that – sorry not sorry.
If someone didn’t realise, going to gym is long AF and I am just not here for it.
Do you go gym and if so why? If you don’t, why not?
Also, there will be another post in the next few days aboout a new brand I have collaborated with, so look out for that #plug
Peace until next time which is probably Wednesday,
This Girl Can Write, A