This post is a little glossary I guess of what our people say! How many can you identify with?
A – As in. Auntie. Aff. Abeg you don’t do this please. Add me on snapchat guys. An’ dat. Are you mad?
B – Bossman. Big man. Baby girl. Bro. Believe in your sauce. But did you die though? Black excellence. Banter. Butters.
C – Cussing. CRB check on this man or this girl. Cancelled. Certain man. Ciroc man.
D – D*ckhead. Drapse a man in Tesco. Deets. Dip dip. Delete that still. Doing the most. Doing bits. Donny with the hat. Dropping bottles. Doing image gang.
E – Energy. Eediat man.
F – Face your front. Fully on it. Friendzone. Facccts. Fully ghosted. Finished. Flagrant. Fam.
G – G check a man. God is good. God is great. Gas me please. Gang gang. Goons. #Godisgreat
H – Hella crud in the DMs. Hopped out the four door. He doesn’t even drive though. Honey. Hold the L. Hold on.
I – Issa madness. Is that you yeah, say nothing. Is everything okay at home? I still beat. I don’t need a man anyway. I just saw this text babes. I come to you as a woman. Imagine. Is man alright? I cannot come kill myself.
J – Just tryna be like you bro. Ju. Just woke up from a nap, so I’ve just saw this.
K – Killing it. Keep the same energy my G. King. KMT.
L – Lituation. Linked the girl. Looking like a snack. Low it my brudda. Living my best life. Lol like that yeah.
M – Men are trash. My chest. Myth. Mandem. Mood. Melanin. Motive. Moist. Man Chipped.
N – Nah. No from me dawg. Never experiencedt it. Nobody cares tho’. Nah bruv.
O – On sight. Opp. Offing pants. Oluwajack. Obviously. Oyibo.
P – Paigon. Pahdin? Plug. Put in on my head. Pattern yourself. Peak.
Q – Q+A on my Snapchat or my Youtube channel. Queen.
R – Rate me please. Roley on my wrist. Raving. Rah hold on. Reeelax.
S – Snaked. Say it with your chest. Sauce. Skrr skrr. She’s got a man. Secure the bag. Shook. Soft yute. Sis. So that’s what we are doing now *inserts name*, yeah? Slaaayyyy.
T – Ting. Truss me. Trapping ain’t dead. That’s mad. That girl/guy is a spice. That’s not me babes. That’s longgg. Trips to Dubai. This guy/This brudda. Trim. These man.
U – Uncle. Uber. Ugly dons. Useless boy/girl.
V – Vision is mad bro still. Vex. Violate/violation.
W – Worriz this nonsense? Wheel up the bloo*clart. What you saying? Wyd? What u on about maaaan? We beat still. Wild. Wahala.
X – Xbox playing Fortnite.
Y – Yardie. Yard man. You wasn’t there. You can get these hands. You airing me yeah? Your moving mad. Yassss.
Z – Zaddy.
Peace until next time,
This Girl Can Write, A