Things I Don’t Want To Experience In This life Common Things Not being able to buy all purpose seasoning, the struggle is real. Fall for somebody’s useless son. Going to a haunted house, work scares me on a daily basis – please. Do them challenges where you have to go in water – do you really need to see my curl pattern? Being Black And…
Adulting and Balance Adulting is solid, going to work is long AF. Waking up is too hard, leaving your bed in the morning is your hardest goodbye and favourite hello once you’ve finished work. Getting the balance between ‘smart casual’ is stress – Can I wear a blazer and Levi jeans? Commuting is not anyone’s portion in life, especially when things are delayed it is…
The season right now is autumn. Autumn is seasoned with the beautiful burnt oranges, mustard yellow, deep greens and brown. All Purpose Timing is everything and for some reason it seems everyone around us is either recently got married, getting engaged, pregnant, in a happy long-term relationship, travelling like all-purpose seasoning. You’re just waking up at 7am for another day at work like salt and…
Some days I catch the bus or the tram to work and sometimes it isn’t for me and let me tell you why…. Why are you smelling? Why is it 8am and you smell of cat food, but you have a suit like you have a high-powered job? I know me and you are close but please I don’t want to share your air. Someone…
Home is where the heart is. My home is in England, Leicester to be precise and it’s all I have mostly known. Black History Month and the Windrush scandal (you asked us to come here to rebuild the commonwealth but now I am not a citizen *sips tea*) has been wondering ‘Where do I belong and where is home to me?’ It is not an…
Happy October! I love a good McDonald’s, KFC or Subway, an occasional Burger King but the customer service doesn’t bang consistently. Here are my 10 issues that I have with fast food restaurants. 10 Issues Queues, Sauces and Waiting Times Nothing stresses me out more than a big queue at these places and you are one behind the person in front and they are unsure…
Shout out to YG for that lyric! This is my confession… I am at the age when people around you or people you directly know seem to be getting engaged, finding long term partners, buying a house or being all loved with bae. And you seem to ask yourself, so do who I love? The pressure is lowkey rising but I cannot come and die…
I said this from back in 2016, you cannot force feelings unless you are getting free trips to Dubai, The Caribbean or the Maldives. Periodt. This year, I have met guys and they are telling me they are already on it and you get the ‘I never thought I meet by Black Queen’ message on Tinder. Erm, who’s man is this?? Cuffing Season You can’t…
Wheel up, it is summertime school is closed. Some of you having been moving incorrectly and it it time to change. Come correct before the summer ends! 1 – 10 Don’t open your stupid mouth and tell me ‘Aren’t you allowed to have friends?’ if I tell you I have a babes. This is not Facebook please. Do date whilst being in the talking stage,…
Afronation! The first thing you need to do is STAY CALM. YOU ARE STUPENDOUS WITH OR WITHOUT AFRONATION. Today is the last day of Afronation as far as believe, and the last time I checked I am still NOT THERE. If you didn’t know Afronation is an international music festival with famous Afrobeats/Afro-wave/Afro-fusion and UK acts such as Burna Boy, Davido, D Banj, Afro B,…
