So, from last week you will realise I think that dating apps are the ghetto and it got me thinking about how we are sold on the potential of someone. For example, on the app, a girl’s profile could have drip, but she really wears denim from 1997 that is not trending. Or you show your friends his ‘really nice’ pictures, but it a random…
Dating Apps Are The Ghetto
It is officially a week since Valentine’s Day, and I have STILL not been made into anyone’s wife. I am fuming! I am on a few dating apps and the convos I have been having or had are not cute. As I am severely single as you should know from last week’s post and I have concluded that dating is the ghetto, and it is…
Valentine 5.0
You already know the vibes already. I am single as sour cream and chive pringle. And another valentine and lockdown with no bae. Am I surviving? B A R E L Y This has been year 5 of being single (I had a hiatus into a relationship but that was over 2 years ago) and no I am not in primary school. I am severely…
Panasonic and Lockdown 3
Hello hi, I have just about remembered how to write cause this lockdown is scrambling one’s brains like eggs on toast. Anyway, I hope you reading this is as well as it can be in this Panasonic. How are we in Lockdown 3? T H R E E. That was not in the terms and conditions that I skipped to get the items. 2021, hasn’t…
Clout – An Unprovoked Drug
Prescription – 2 to 3 times a week On the TL recently and just generally on social media, every day there is a new story about some ‘celebrity’ and a person exposing them and quite frankly I am done out here. Lockdown 2.0 is hard enough and now you want to drag someone and their family unprovoked a whole 6 years later. I hope your…
Tips whilst being furloughed
How is lockdown season 2 going for you? Thanks to the rising numbers of Covid-19, we are now in another lockdown and most people face a high possibility of being furloughed again. #notagain Being furloughed really isn’t it but it is what it is. Lockdown 2.0 has no vim; it seems so dry especially when we lived life earlier in the year. Tips and Tricks…
Authenticity
Another week, another A word. Last week was all about Audacity and this week it is all about Authenticity. You’ll be surprised how many people these days are NOT authentic and even know their true selves. A lack of authenticity will have you seeking approval and validation from others. That is a pandemic within a pandemic itself. You are an original version of yourself so…
Oh Man the Audacity
2020 has been a very audacious year so far and I cannot lie I am not really impressed. We are 10 months in, and I have maybe enjoyed about 5 days so far. It is really the ghetto out here, but we move. As this year has become very audacious, so have men and women. The audacity of people this year is next level. The…
Exercise, I Thought You Said Extra Fries
Exercise in this pandemic? You must be mad! Your only exercise cannot be opening and closing the fridge (stop snacking haha) as well as changing channels on the TV. Personally, I didn’t want to be a big belly rude gyal when lockdown was over. I am a baby girl for life, and I would like to stay healthy during and after the pandemic god willing….
Weather and Inconsistency
Hey, I am back. I took an unscheduled break but life has to get lived even in these times. I can hear you say – how does weather and inconsistency link? The answer is people. My friends, this UK weather is not consistent. Monday to Wednesday it rains and then Thursday to Saturday it is 27 degrees. Excuse me nature, read the room. Follow the…